February 12th, 2007
And now for something completely different
Ok, I'm tired of talking about DST, and I like to recycle and re-use things. I also keep getting emails asking me to enter poetry contests, as well as emails from people I don't know, containing 3 or 4 lines of text with a link to a site that probably sells fake drugs online. So given that I have raw material and an opportunity to be seen as a poet, and I've gone a little insane due to the time changing in my head, I give you the first ever Notes Goddess def Spam Poetry Jam.
This poem was carefully crafted by adding carriage returns as needed. Anyone else care to compete in the Jam?
Life as we know it
by Notes Goddess and a cast of thousands
not asiatic , silas
try kaleidoscope
be cortland or dreadnought
see cubic be emporium
see aviv try coronate
but ricochet
it's pinnate
see awl
a gimmickry not uproarious
may occlusion the berra
but cattail and steal
try bicarbonate it madmen
on premier not holt ,
diminution in widowhood or bindle
see spheroidal may matrix
see brushy
or prognosis may scabbard
the transition a fragmentary
try platonism try silo and rat
or document a amphibian
or clothesbrush
may charlottesville not curvaceous
it's orphanage a stylish try
breton be cerium
or strip
try docket
some keypunch it
exclamation or balk
may ascend some brow the lithic
dissuade it's tool
a attain on jeres ,
conrail be tenor !
cauldron a anemone ,
quantico the judy
but arlene
it's deposit on by
try scoff in cradle
see detach
some lurk
may salute on disseminate
try radiant
be conch
some precocious may christen
and glaswegian
but torpid try
artemis see clarendon
it's dolly
not bravo
may poll , declarative or create !
israel
in downtrodden and
sac or warmhearted
the fold see pillsbury
and argument or seclude
and purslane the circular
be apex
be spheroid
try bottleneck in chicano
but agrimony
but dakar or bypath
not skywave , longleg or bowline
not connotation
not raymond the spectrophotometer
it crime or annoy
it shrike
see barren or breakdown in millennia
on repetition may colloquy
or picayune be declination
may poverty ,
candlestick it's sunday

